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[slopmaster9000]

new bathroom trend: landlord doesnt do his damn job

[nyancrimew]

this will be bathrooms in 2023

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[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

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[nyancrimew]

reblog this post to charge up The Contraption

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Anonymous asked:

so like do any other sweedish states have blogs where they talk like a cat + why do you post in a lame ass language like english

stadt-st-gallen answered:

du abvereckte schoofsseggel ich werd dich schinkewendig umehodle wenn du mi no eimol mit dene fleischbällelifressende take a knife and drain your life D9 ass nördler skandis verwechslisch i hopf di malzelig dure i schwörs der

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its 2 in the morning and some way to hot woman is trying to convince me to go out again…..

how did i end up here?

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[qqueenofhades]

Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

[madseance]

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[queerism1969]

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[thememedaddy]

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[animentality]